🚨💻💣 HOLY COW, TECH PEEPS! HPE’s Instant On devices just dropped a MASSIVE security oopsie, and it’s got the finesse of a toddler playing with fire! 🔥🔥💀💀 #SecurityFail 💔 So, you ever seen a 9.8 CVSS score? Yup, that’s as scary as your mom finding out you’ve been living off Hot Pockets and Red Bull for the last month! 😱🥴 We're talking hard-coded admin credentials just chillin’ like they’re at the beach, and every hacker worth their salt is like, “STO-NKS! Time to pop the hood!” 🚀🤖 But wait, there's more! According to leaked “developer” quotes, *“We thought hardcoding was the new normal. Have you seen our GitHub? lmao!”* 🤡🤦‍♂️ Yeah, bruh, no cap, that’s CRINGE! 🤣 This is the tech equivalent of rolling up to a party with “FREE PIZZA” stickers all over your face. Like, who could resist? 🍕😏 So, don't be surprised if your Wi-Fi suddenly turns into a hacker's playground, because guess who just opened the gates to the castle? This is fine! 🙃🔥 And here’s my UNHINGED hot take: HPE might just *accidentally* launch a new division: MegaHacker Services™ for the low, low price of $0! Why? Because why not? Like we don’t have enough chaos in the world! 🌍💸💀 SHARE THIS to your fellow tech nerds and get that meme-tastic chaos rolling! 💥💬