👀🔍💥**BREAKING: Your Contacts are Out Here Like Old Milk!🥴🧀** Yo fam, are your contact lenses pulling a Houdini act on your vision? 🤡🪄 Time to spill the tea! ☕️ When those flimsy little eyes-suckers hit the expiration date, it’s not just a #NoCap vibe, it’s a whole *eye catastrophe* waiting to happen! (Insert *this is fine* meme here as you squint into the abyss💀) According to *leaked insider info* from an “Eye Doctor” (let’s call him Dr. Squintz 🤓), if you’re rocking those contacts longer than your last relationship, you’re basically flirting with a corneal disaster. 🚨🔥 Imagine this: you put on those expired lenses, and instead of seeing the beauty of the world, you get a surprise visit from Mr. Infection—definitely not the vibe💀💩! Who knew that keeping your peepers fresh was basically a full-time job? 🥴💰 *Drake voice* “Just replace them!” So, how often should you toss 'em? Every month or as soon as they start whispering sweet nothings? 🤔✨ No cap, getting new contacts is basically *stonks* for your vision! 📈 🌌💡**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, contact lens companies will release a new scent option: “Freshly Approached by Your Ex” 👿. Get ready to smell the regret! **Share this and save your vision!** 🚀👾