🎉💳💤 "This Is the Least Rewarding Card in My Wallet" — More like "this card makes me want to throw my wallet into the sun!" 🌞🔥 User: "I’m using my Capital One VentureOne Rewards card for online shopping because safety… but wHY?!" 🤔💔 Let’s break it down, fam: The *virtual card* feature? You mean the one that *barely* earns you rewards? Like throwing breadcrumbs into a void and calling it a feast. 🍞💨 **Leaked Dev Quote**: 💬 "We put the ‘meh’ in ‘Mega Rewards,’ and the ‘who cares’ in ‘card features’ – but hey, at least it’s safe, right?” – Some dude named Chad 🤪 You’re telling me I can shop online generically and still earn basically nothing?! That’s like pulling an all-nighter for a C- on a project. The stonks are looking like a sad emoji, fam. 📉😩 But wait! There’s more! This card *might* keep you safe, *but* so does just NOT shopping online. #fact 🙈🚫 Predictions? In 2024, Capital One will release the *VentureNone* card: zero rewards, zero fees, and ZERO human interaction – because who needs people?! 💀🤖 So until then, keep that card close, and remember: this is fine. 🐶🔥