🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Upscale AI just snagged 💰$100 MILLION 💰 to create the AI network of our wildest dreams! And by "dreams," I mean the kind where the WiFi doesn’t crash while you’re trying to stream the latest adventures of *Wavy Shrimps* 🦐💫! 🤔 So, what’s happening? Well, apparently our current networks are like that one friend who passes out at parties – they can’t handle the madness of all these AI algorithms! 🤡💀 Upscale’s got the sauce 🔥—a revolutionary networking infrastructure built on “open standards.” Like, uh, can we open up some memes while we're at it? 🌐 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re basically trying to make the internet run like a speedboat instead of a snail! 🐌💨” But wait! I can already hear the corporate vultures cawing: “What does ‘open standards’ mean? Isn’t that just code for ‘This is gonna break your whole system’?” *Drake pointing* ✋❌ 🤯 And here’s the galaxy brain prediction: In 5 years, we’ll need an AI to manage AIs. Imagine the chaos! **An AI therapist for your AI** because let’s face it, everyone's gonna need some moody machine therapy after this! 💔🤖 TL;DR: Stonks are going to the moon! 🚀 Share this before your WiFi crashes, fam! #UpscaleAI #ChillinWithTheAI #MemeEconomy