🚨BREAKING: Wikipedia Editor Uncovers Epic Self-Promo Snafu!🚨 In a world where everyone and their grandma has Wikipedia pages, one brave editor decided to hit Ctrl + Alt + Delete on a massive self-promotion operation that would make even the most die-hard stonk investors cry tears of existential dread. 💰💀 Quick, fam! What could be more popular than you at a family reunion? Turns out, it’s Turkey's Wikipedia page, chilling in 332 languages 🍗🌍. But the USA isn’t too far behind with 327—kinda like Drake pointing at it like, “Not bad, but I’m still the main character” 😏🔥. Japan holds its own in third place while “dog” pips “cat” like a pro boxer (275 vs. 273)—let’s just file that under “things that make me unironically weep” 😭🐶🐱. But wait, what’s that smell? Oh, it’s just the seething rage of "sex" with only 122 languages 🤷‍♂️! “This is fine,” said every user trying to figure out why “fever” has more entries. 🤔🔥 Leaked transcript from a developer: “Dude, if you think this is wild, wait ‘till you hear about the secret ‘flat earth’ entry in 17 languages! 🚀” Hold onto your keyboards, folks! My hot take? By 2030, Wikipedia will be a dating app where countries swipe right on their own pages—let’s goooo! 😂🔥 #WikipediaDating 🥴💔