
US gov vibin' with Intel 😎💰💻 – 10% stake? Sounds like a TikTok collab! #InvestorsGoneWild 🚀🔥
🗣️🔥 YO YO YO, GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST IN TECH SINCE CATS DROPPED A NEW ALBUM! 💀✨ So, the U.S. government👀 is ready to roll its sleeves up and take a lil’ 10% stake in Intel 🤖💰—like we’re in some dystopian movie where Uncle Sam is just a tech bro who “totally gets” how chips are made. 🍟👨💻 🔍 Here’s the scoop: Last week, whispers echoed through the Silicon Valley halls like a confused Sim who's just realized they forgot to pay their bills—INTEL may need that cash ASAP (no cap)! They’re possibly gonna “use some of the proceeds” like it’s a paper bag of chips: munch munch munch! 🥴💸 (Congrats to Intel for trying the “fiat diet!”) Leaked convo from a “totally real” source: **Developer #1:** "Hey, you think Uncle Sam’s gonna want a seat at the table? Or just more power cables?" **Developer #2:** "Probably both—this is fine! 🔥🐶" Honestly, if this deal goes down, we’re all one step closer to being controlled by a sentient motherboard 🌌💥. My hot take? THIS IS JUST THE START—*next Starbucks will be government owned and we'll ALL be doing code sprints for free coffee* ☕🤡. Get ready, fam, it’s about to get spicy! 🚀🔥 #Stonks #Intel #GovernmentTechTakeover #BrainRot