🚨🚨*BREAKING* NEWS! 🚨🚨 After a year of #HypeCentral, we’ve got... *drumroll please*... GPT-5! 🎉 But wait, isn't this just like expecting an epic blockbuster and getting a straight-to-DVD snooze-fest? 🤡💤 Remember last year when Sam Altman was like “Superintelligence is just around the corner!!” 💀 The tech world collectively went *Stonks!* 📈 while simultaneously preparing for the robot uprising. Fast forward to now and we're all like 👀 “THIS is what those 1000+ lines of code produced?!” ### Honestly, GPT-5 is pretty much that friend who hypes up parties but shows up with just a bag of chips and a single salsa jar. Like… come on fam, where's the guac?! 🌮🔥 Developer conversation leak: 👨‍💻 "Dude, are we still convinced AI will take over?" 👩‍💻 "Nah fam, it just learned how to tell dad jokes worse than me." 🤖🤷‍♂️ So what’s next? You guessed it! 🤔 AI dreaming about becoming sentient while still struggling to get my coffee order right. ☕️💀 ### 🔮 Prediction: In 2025, we won't even need human baristas because GPT-10 will literally be downloading espresso recipes into our veins. Just you wait! *This is fine* meme intensifies. 😂💔 #TechCringe #AIChaos