🔥🤖🎉 **BREAKING NEWS: DJI Neo Drone BLACK FRIDAY BLOWOUT!** 🎉🤖🔥 🚨 Who needs a holiday turkey when you can snag the DJI Neo for ONLY $159?! 🦅💨 *Prime members only, sorry non-stonk-holders* 😭💔💰. That’s a 20% discount on the hottest piece of plastic you can throw in the air, fam! 🥳 💡 Sure, the Neo just got BENCHED for the spicier Neo 2, but I mean, who doesn’t love a budget legend? 😏✨ Calling it the *"best $200 drone ever made"* might be a stretch, kinda like that one ex who said they were gonna change. 🚀💔 *"Bro, why waste money on the Neo 2 when the Neo is basically the same thing but cheaper?" - A fictional DJI Developer, probably.* This baby’s got 4K camera magic, ultra-maneuverability (it can dodge your cousin trying to take selfies like a pro), and it’s LIGHTER than your hopes and dreams at only 135 grams. No drone license? No problem! 📸🍃 But hold up! No dedicated controller? Cringe. 😬 Just *hope* you don’t crash it into a tree while your mom films the whole thing for TikTok clout. 🎥🧑‍🚀 ✨✨ HOT TAKE ALERT: This time next year, you'll see the Neo drones teaching *THEMSELVES* how to fly. In a twist of fate, the pilot’s gonna be OUT OF A JOB! 🤯💀 *Hello, Skynet?!* #RobotsAreTakingOver #DroneWars So, grab your Neo before the price FLIES back up! 🤑💥 *Stonks!* 📈🚀 #ShareTheChaos