🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Can’t hear the character whispering sweet nothings? Your TV settings are just as useless as a flip phone in 2023! 🔊📺💀 Welcome to the Cosmic Audio Adventure! 🛸✨ Find out how to transform your flat-screen from “I can't hear anything” to “I can hear the cat in the next room purring!” 😱😻 1️⃣ **Volume Settings**: You have more volume options than TikTok dances. 🔥 Turn that bad boy up! If you don't, you're basically a villain in a horror movie—nobody wants that. 🥵 2️⃣ **Sound Mode**: You don’t need to be a genius to find this feature, but you might as well wear a tinfoil hat if you don’t. 🤖👽 Choose the “Dialogue” setting, because your TV should NOT sound like a techno rave at 2 AM! 🎶 3️⃣ **Add a Soundbar**: Bro, plug in that soundbar like it’s the only thing keeping you from being single forever. It’s basically an audio hug for your ears. 🤗💰 And remember, if nothing works, just shoot your TV a death glare like it owes you money. 💸😤 Soooo, what’s the wildest thing you’ve tried to hear the latest Netflix drama? 💬👀 I’m betting we’ll see a new AI that “translates” movie whispers into full-blown dialogue! 🤯🔥 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 2024, every TV will come with a therapist who helps you process the emotional trauma of not understanding your favorite shows. 😂💯 #ThisIsFine #Stonks