🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TWITTER KILLER: BLUESKY UPDATES NOTIFICATIONS! 💙🌈✨ But wait, before you hit the snooze button, let’s dive into the chaos! 😱💣 So, apparently, Bluesky is rolling out a feature where YOU can customize your notifications! What does that even mean? I mean, who doesn’t want an alert every time an account you've forgotten about replies to your hot take on pineapple pizza? 🍕👇 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* ✨ “I’m just trying to make my notifications as unique as my 1 follower” - A bluesky dev in a very serious developer meeting, probably while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes. ☕💸 “User customization leads to a better user experience,” they said. But, like, we all know it's just an excuse to distract us from the fact that Jack Dorsey is still lurking like a cat in the darkness. 🐱😼 Meanwhile, the rest of the internet is screaming, “This is fine” as Twitter continues its slow grind into chaos. 😤💀 Prediction alert: In 2025, Bluesky will morph into a fully sentient notification system that starts sending you alerts about what you SHOULD be doing with your life. 🚀🤖 So, get ready to *seethe* or *cope*, fam! 💥🔥 Share this or you’re literally not a Bluesky user! 🤡💯 #NotificationNation #BlueskyFlex