💸💀 HOLD ON TO YOUR COFFEE ☕, because OpenAI just dropped a nuclear bombshell: they're handing out ChatGPT to U.S. federal agencies for a GASP-worthy $1 a year! 🤑 That's like buying a candy bar and getting a whole AI chatbot for FREE on top! 🍫🤖 I mean, what’s next? Elon Musk offering brain chips for a McDonald's Happy Meal? 🍟💥 The feds are now basically getting the “elite” version of ChatGPT without even having to bust open their piggy banks. 🐷💰 I can already hear the conversations, “Yo, who wants to teach ChatGPT to draft bills while we binge-watch Netflix?” 🤷‍♂️💻 "Leaked Developer Quote": “We thought about charging like $1 million, but then we figured—nobody in Congress can handle that level of responsibility, so here’s your discount!” 🧠💥 Remember when we thought watching paint dry was the most boring thing ever? Well, enter OpenAI serving us government efficiency like this is some kind of TikTok hack. 🤡✨ Here's the kicker: by 2025, ChatGPT will be running for President, debating in full paragraphs while we’re all just trying to remember the last time we logged onto Zoom without regretting every life choice. 🚀🔥 #ThisIsFine 😅💀