🔥💻💰 HOLD UP! HP is taking their "get-rich-quick scheme" to the desert, and it’s LOUDER than that one friend at the bar who yells "STONKS!" every time he sees a green candle! 🌵🚀 ⚠️ *BREAKING NEWS*: HP has decided it’s time to build MILLIONS (yes, I said millions! 🤑) of computers in Saudi Arabia by 2030. No cap, they want to export those bad boys all over MENA faster than your ex can ghost you! 👻💨 Imagine the meetups: "Hey, bro, you got that new HP from Riyadh? Nah? Cringe!" 🤡💅 🗣️ *Leaked Quote from HP Developer*: "We’re basically just hoping these PCs can assemble themselves like IKEA furniture. Pray for us." 🤖💀 But for real, are they building laptops, or did someone misinterpret a vision board as a blueprints sheet? 🤔📋 This is like the ultimate 'This is fine' meme but with a Saudi twist, just vibing under the desert sun while pretending production doesn’t take *forever*. ⏳🔥 🧠💥 Hot take: By 2035, the desert will be an export hub for every meme-fueled startup! Look out for the "Saudi PC Bonanza" in the metaverse; it's going to be a tech rave over there! Get your glow sticks ready! 🎉👾 Let’s goooo! #HypeTrain 🚂💨