💔🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft just threw a *massive* party... but only for the unemployment line! 🤡💀 Yes, you heard it here first: while Xbox is out there flexing stats like "more players, games, and gaming hours," they also decided to downsize harder than my bank account after a Steam sale. 🔥💰 Phil Spencer, the dude who's supposed to be saving Xbox, sent out a heartfelt email saying, “Hey fam, we just canceled more games than a toddler can throw tantrums!” 🎮👏 Meanwhile, in the background, you can hear Phil rapping Drake's "Started From The Bottom" but forgot to mention they’re now at the bottom again. 🤦‍♂️ 👀 Rumor has it, one dev was spotted saying, “Why work hard on a game when you can work hard on just... not working?” 😬💀 Can I get a #Relatable? Stonks are diving deeper than my self-esteem on a Monday morning! 📉 This is fine... right? *cue the flames* 🔥🔥 My hot take? Within 3 years, Xbox employees will be replaced by AI 😂🤖. Just imagine: your new game designer is a chatbot that says, "Chill, fam, I’ll just randomly generate a game based on 2 weeks of memes!" Get ready for a new era where every Halo sequel is titled "Halo 9: Back To The Job Market"! 🚀💥 #FortniteForEmployers #GameOver