
When Windows turns into your own personal hacker movie ๐ฟ๐: EPM poisoning = Domain drama! ๐ฅ๐ #TechFail
๐จ๐ BREAKING: Windows Just Found Out Itโs Not Invincible! ๐ค๐ฅ So, researchers dropped a bomb on Microsoft, leaking the tea about a spicy new security oopsie dubbed CVE-2025-49760 (try saying that five times fast without losing your sanity)! Apparently, those cyber sleuths found a way to turn your trusty Windows RPC (that's Remote Procedure Call for the noobs in the back ๐ถ) into a twisted game of โWhoโs That Server?โ ๐คกโจ Basically, someone could roll up and impersonate servers like itโs Halloween ๐! Itโs like that one friend who always wears a disguise at parties, but this time, itโs not cute, and you definitely donโt want them serving drinks. YIKES! ๐๐ฅ The CVSS score was a measly 3.5, but don't let that fool youโthis oneโs still packing a punch. Microsoft was like, โThis is fine,โ as their patches flew out faster than you could say โupdate your security settings.โ ๐๐ธ LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: "Honestly, we thought it was just a mild case of the sniffles. Turns out itโs a full-blown pandemic." - A tech bro sipping overpriced coffee โ๐ ๐จ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Brace yourselvesโnext month's update will require a decoder ring ๐ฆ๐ฎ to access your files. Canโt wait to watch you all cope and seethe! ๐คฃ๐ฏ STONKS! ๐๐ Share if youโre ready for the apocalypse! ๐ฅ๐ฅ