🚨💀 BREAKING: Windows Just Found Out It’s Not Invincible! 🤖💥 So, researchers dropped a bomb on Microsoft, leaking the tea about a spicy new security oopsie dubbed CVE-2025-49760 (try saying that five times fast without losing your sanity)! Apparently, those cyber sleuths found a way to turn your trusty Windows RPC (that's Remote Procedure Call for the noobs in the back 👶) into a twisted game of “Who’s That Server?” 🤡✨ Basically, someone could roll up and impersonate servers like it’s Halloween 🎃! It’s like that one friend who always wears a disguise at parties, but this time, it’s not cute, and you definitely don’t want them serving drinks. YIKES! 🚀🔥 The CVSS score was a measly 3.5, but don't let that fool you—this one’s still packing a punch. Microsoft was like, “This is fine,” as their patches flew out faster than you could say “update your security settings.” 😂💸 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: "Honestly, we thought it was just a mild case of the sniffles. Turns out it’s a full-blown pandemic." - A tech bro sipping overpriced coffee ☕💔 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Brace yourselves—next month's update will require a decoder ring 🦄🔮 to access your files. Can’t wait to watch you all cope and seethe! 🤣💯 STONKS! 🚀📈 Share if you’re ready for the apocalypse! 💥🔥