🚨💥BREAKING NEWS💥🚨: Wednesday ain't tryna be the next teenage angst drama anymore, fam! Season 2 just decided to throw Tyler and Xavier into the nearest dumpster 🔥🗑️, and I’m here for it! Like, who needs boys when you can have a gothic vibe and possibly send people to a dark dimension instead? #RealGothEnergy 🖤👻 👀 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE**: “We realized love triangles are like those weird pop-up ads; nobody wants them, and they just make the experience annoying.” - Random Netflix Intern 🤖💀 Drake is pointing and saying, “No love triangles, please!” 🥴💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, the world is like “This is fine” as it succumbs to the chaos of Wednesday embracing her inner murder-mystery queen. Stonks for character development going UP! 📈🚀 But fr fr, this isn’t just a win for Wednesday; it’s a win for all of us who were cringing at those lovey-dovey scenes last season. 🤢 Let's face it, Tyler and Xavier could’ve been replaced with a pet raven and a bowl of spaghetti, and we’d still be way happier! 🦅🍝 🧠🔮**PREDICTION**: By the end of Season 2, Wednesday will either end up running a cult or single-handedly reviving the goth scene. 🥳👹 She may just invent the world’s first emo dating app called "GothMatch"—and I'm SO here for it! 💌🔥 #BasedAndGothPilled