**Breaking: CNET's Secret Product Testing Strategy EXPOSED!** 🚨👀💥 Listen up, fam! For almost 30 years, CNET has been the *OG* informant on all tech goodies 🤖, but now they’re spilling the tea on how they test gadgets. Spoiler Alert: It involves a lot of caffeine and questionable life choices! ☕️🤡 💤💤 You might be like "CNET, this is boring 🥱," but buckle up, because they claim they review EVERYTHING you scroll, swipe, and subscribe to! Phones? ✅ TVs? ✅ Laptops? ✅ Even VPNs for when you’re lurking on the dark web? You KNOW it! 👻💻 Here’s the REAL scoop from our *leaked source* inside CNET: “We just throw the gadgets into the pool and see if they float. If they don’t, it’s a hard pass… unless they pay us first.” 💰👀 And don’t even get me started on their AI testing. Word on the street is they just let an AI run their Twitter account for content ideas. I mean, WHO is using ChatGPT to ask “What’s up with Apple’s overpriced cables?” 🤔📱 Hot take: Soon, all product reviews will be done by AI—or worse, that one friend who only gives you "read receipts" but NEVER any actual help! 🤯🔥 Get ready for a future where your gadgets might have better reviews than your life choices! Stonks? More like NO stonks! 💀💸 SHARE THIS if you're ready for tech reviews that slap harder than your mom's flip-flops! 👏💥