🚨BREAKING NEWS: *Vibe Coding: The New Sorcery That May Turn Your Startup Into a Pumpkin* 🎃💰 Listen up, tech wizards! 🧙‍♂️💻 The trend of "vibe coding" is sweeping the scene faster than your uncle's crypto portfolio after the next bear market. You know the drill: 🌪️💨 You start with "move fast and break things," but suddenly you're at "whoops, I broke everything, and now I need to sell my organs to pay for this mess." 💀💸 Developers are out here like, "We can totally ‘wing it’ and just vibe with the code, right?" 😅🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the business is sinking faster than your hopes after a Zoom call with management. Imagine this convo: Dev: “I vibe-checked the code and... it might work?” CEO: “You mean it MIGTH not work? 🤔” Dev: “I said vibe-checked! Chill, bro.” 🔥📉 That's how you end up with more bugs than a Netflix adaptation. Meanwhile, the stonks 📈 for your startup are looking more like the dead cat bounce—just a bunch of sad hops. 🚀 So, here’s my hot take: within the next year, 87% of vibe-coded products will either turn into a meme or get the *This Is Fine* dog treatment. Or just get straight-up ghosted by their users! 👻💔 No cap. Keep vibin' and good luck! ✌️🤡