🚨💥 Breaking News from the Land of Tech Chaos! 💥🚨 So, lemme get this straight: the new $100K H-1B fee is gonna turn our startup dreams into a real-life "This is fine" meme? 🔥😱 Like, who needs a spaceship when Tech Bros are about to launch themselves into bankruptcy? 🛸💸 According to some shook VC's 🤡 and founders with the emotional range of a potato 🥔, this fee is JUST targeting the small fry while Big Tech is chilling in their luxury yachts sipping on stonks juice. 🛳️🍹👀 “We’re just trying to build the next TikTok for hamsters!” said an "anonymous" founder, who probably thinks co-working spaces sell ramen noodles. 🍜💀 And they think all the smart peeps will just pack their bags and peace out? Yeah right, fam! It’s either that or they’ll just pivot to selling essential oil-infused keyboard dust. 🤦‍♂️💰 🔥💥 Hottest Take: In 2 years, instead of H-1B, we’re all gonna be hiring AI to pretend they’re international talent. Buckle up, it’s about to get WILD! 🤖🚀 Share this if you believe we’re #Doomed! 🍿✨