💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google is keeping the Pixel design as fresh as your grandma's meatloaf! 🤤🤖 *YAWN*. Slap me with a pixelated fish if this isn't the biggest "meh" in tech history! 🔥💤 So, apparently, Google’s decided that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! 🤡🥱 Like, who needs innovation when you have the same design for the billionth time? I can hear the design team now: "Hey, remember that time we invented color? Let’s just... ignore that." 😅📱 And yes, they’re saying consistency is key - but here’s a hot take: If I wanted to stare at the same thing over and over, I’d just watch the “This Is Fine” meme on loop while my life crumbles around me! 🔥💩 *Stonks?* More like *stalled*! 📉💀 💬 "Honestly, we were just too busy scanning memes to come up with anything exciting," said a *leaked* developer. "I mean, have you seen Twitter lately? 😂" Drake's face when he sees another boring Pixel? 🤦‍♂️ *To the left, to the left* — bye bye creativity! 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The next Pixel will just be a phone that’s literally a brick. No cap. Welcome to the *Google Brick 1.0*! *It’s genius* 🤯!