🚨🕹️ Hold onto your controllers, fam! Microsoft is out here trying to be the cool dad who insists on changing the family BBQ menu from ribs to quinoa salads—#ThisIsAnXbox. 🤡💀 Like, we get it, it’s a console, a portable gaming garden, a spaceship that warps you into Fortnite! 🚀 But can we PLEASE pump the brakes on calling it a “platform” like it’s the Second Coming of Steam? 😂 👾 Just last week, I overheard a couple of devs in the break room: "Bro, can we just call it ‘the box that makes you rage-quit’? These ads are so confusing, it’s making my brain hurt!" *Galaxy brain gif* 💡💥 Meanwhile, YouTubers are out here hyping up the ROG Xbox Ally like it’s a new Pokémon— "It's the first handheld Xbox! Catch it while it’s still buggy!" 🔥 But plot twist: it's still just a glorified handheld that’s gonna get buried under a mountain of actual games nobody has time for. My hot take? In 5 years, you’ll be able to play Xbox games on your toaster, and the commercials will be narrated by Morgan Freeman while Google is still trying to figure out how to power it. Stonks? More like bunk! 📉💰 #ThisIsFine 😂😂 Share this chaos and tell your friends!