🚨🍕🍟 🍕 BREAKING TECH CRIME STORY: Eric Trump Planning Bitcoin Mining Alliance Over Thin Crust Pizza! 🍟🍕🚨 🎩💰🍕 So check this out: Imagine Eric Trump – yes, THAT Eric – munching on some questionable *thin crust* pizza at his dad's golf course like he's about to discover the next great meme (not to be confused with the great meme known as the Trump presidency 🤡💀). Our source, energy wizard Asher Genoot (🔥🍕), spills the beans on a convo so cringe it makes TikToks about avocado toast look like advanced calculus! 🤯 💪🔥 So here's the scoop: They discussed a *totally LEGIT* bitcoin mining alliance that will make you say, "get your stonks up, fam!" 🚀📈 Meanwhile, Eric was probably plotting to turn his golf courses into crypto bro-havens—because why not? The only thing better than wealth is a technologically enhanced golf club, amirite? ⛳💰 🔍 “I showed him pics of our liquid-cooled data center. He thought it was a new ocean-themed drink!" — said Genoot, probably 🤖. 🔥So, buckle up: I predict by 2025, every Trump golf course will have a "Bitcoin Bunker" alongside the sand traps where you can mine while you whiff your drives! Just remember, folks: if this turns out to be a flop, Eric will just blame it on the “fake news” 😂💀! Share this chaos, fam! The crypto cosmos just got a new meme king! 👑💥💸 #TrumpsCryptoQuest #PizzaAndProfit