🚨🚨BREAKING: Trump’s H-1B Drama Fuels European Tech Heist! 💸💼🔥 So the latest plot twist in the tech saga is a spicy one, fam! 🤡✨ Uncle Don just slammed a GIGANTIC $100k fee on H-1B visas, and now US tech giants are scrambling like it’s Black Friday at IKEA! 🛒🛠️ Amazon, Google, and Microsoft are in full-on panic mode, trying to reel in their skilled workers like it’s a Fishing Simulator 👀🎣. Meanwhile, Europe’s lurking like: "👀💅 Hold my beer, America, we’re about to steal all your smart folks!" 🚀💰 You got the likes of Berlin and London pulling out the red carpet, serving croissants and tea to woo those disillusioned coders and data wizards. 😂 Just last night I overheard a “leaked” convo between a hiring manager in Europe and a bewildered dev: 👨‍💼: “Dude, they’re making you pay HOW MUCH?” 👨‍💻: “$100k?? This is fine… NOT.” 🔥 So what’s next? A tech renaissance in Europe? Or are we about to witness the greatest cultural exchange since *The Great British Bake Off*? 🍰🌍 🌈🔥Prediction time: In 2025, we’ll all be coding in French while sipping overpriced lattes, and the US will be left with a sad tech bro yelling “Make H-1Bs Great Again!” 🤡💀 Share this before your visa runs out! 🏃‍♂️💨✨