🚨💰BREAKING: TRUMP LEVYING BIG TECH FOR A GILDED FEVER DREAM BALLROOM! 💀🤡💸 Look, fam. We’re talkin’ about demolishing a piece of the White House to create a BALLROOM that screams “America: The Rich and Ridiculous” 😱💎. Forget paint and drywall; we’re slapping on more gold than a rapper’s teeth at a Grammy! 🤑 So what’s the scheme? Trump’s pulling in tech giants like Apple and Google like some kinda high-stakes Monopoly game 🎲 — "I’ll trade you a $300 million ballroom for a piece of the Internet!" And where’s the cash coming from? Of course, your favorite Silicon Valley overlords (who actually have more money than the GDP of some countries) are swooping in to save the day. YouTube just tossed $20M like it’s no biggie, knowing it’s just “settling” a small lawsuit! “This is fine”, right? 🔥😅 And don’t sleep on the crypto bros! Winklevoss twins are probably arguing over who donated more as they sip overpriced avocado toast 🍞🥑. "No cap, I thought we were building a BLOCKchain, not a ballroom!" All this screams: "America, where we trade real issues for gold-plated dance floors!" 🚀💃 💥HOT TAKE: Right now, I'm predicting a Super Bowl halftime show in this ballroom where Trump might bust out some dance moves while being auctioned off to the highest bidding tech company for votes. You heard it here first! 🤖👽