🚨🌪️ Hold onto your hats, tech bros and gals! The wild saga of "Trump's One Big, Beautiful Bill" has entered the chat, and it's messier than your average Twitter debate. 😱💩💥 So here’s the tea ☕️: this legislative behemoth might just throw a full-on “oopsie-daisy” into America’s AI aspirations. 💡🤖 Imagine trying to power the next Skynet while Congress is busy giving your data centers a power-needs diet. Like, chill fam, let PoweRanger unleash its full potential! ⚡💪 Our intel suggests developers everywhere are like: “WTF, I just want my AI sidekick without having to barter my lunch money for electricity! 🤡💸” One "leaked" developer quote: “I can't even summon the motivation to optimize capstone projects if the power grid looks like a 2nd grader's science project.” 🎨🧪 And with all this power drama, the US risks playing tag in the AI race while China’s over here doing laps in a Tesla spaceship 🚀. If we keep this up, the only thing we’ll be leading is the “Backup Plan” committee. 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, America will be so far behind that we'll be using AI for... *checks notes*... gardening tips. “This is fine.” 🌻💀😅