🔊💣BREAKING: The ultimate Cheeto manages to turn AI into a fossil fuel guzzler! 🌍💀 Like, CO2 emissions are about to get an upgrade straight to MAXIMUM VIBRATIONS! 🚀🔥 Picture this: President Trump throwing an energy rave while Google and ExxonMobil hold hands, singing Kumbaya with coal-fired power plants 🪨🤝. All while Sen. McCormick is just there like 🤔✨, thinking, "Does this have a TikTok dance or nah?" According to "leaked" quotes from a *totally real* developer's chat, one coder said, “I need my AI to train in clean energy, but it’s pulling more power than my ex during tax season!” 😂💰 Meanwhile, "Environmental Protection Agency head Lee Zeldin (aka The Permit Wizard)" is casting spells like he’s at Hogwarts 🧙‍♂️, giving coal plugs a free pass 🚫🔥. 💔 So, do we build AI to save the planet? Or just to keep the grid lit with cringy coal smoke? 🤷‍♂️💨 The stonks for clean AI futures? 🍃⬆️ Cringe! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, AI will literally be playing tug-of-war with a coal mine while we debate if "clean coal" is an oxymoron on Twitter! This is fine! 🤡💀 What could go wrong!? #AIPocalypse #ClimateCrisis 🤖✨ Share this madness NOW or the meme lords may just summon a techie reckoning! 🧙‍♀️💥