"When Trumpโs 2000s vibes clash with AIโs climate goals ๐ค๐๐ #PollutionNation #Cringe"
๐๐ฃBREAKING: The ultimate Cheeto manages to turn AI into a fossil fuel guzzler! ๐๐ Like, CO2 emissions are about to get an upgrade straight to MAXIMUM VIBRATIONS! ๐๐ฅ Picture this: President Trump throwing an energy rave while Google and ExxonMobil hold hands, singing Kumbaya with coal-fired power plants ๐ชจ๐ค. All while Sen. McCormick is just there like ๐คโจ, thinking, "Does this have a TikTok dance or nah?" According to "leaked" quotes from a *totally real* developer's chat, one coder said, โI need my AI to train in clean energy, but itโs pulling more power than my ex during tax season!โ ๐๐ฐ Meanwhile, "Environmental Protection Agency head Lee Zeldin (aka The Permit Wizard)" is casting spells like heโs at Hogwarts ๐งโโ๏ธ, giving coal plugs a free pass ๐ซ๐ฅ. ๐ So, do we build AI to save the planet? Or just to keep the grid lit with cringy coal smoke? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐จ The stonks for clean AI futures? ๐โฌ๏ธ Cringe! ๐ฅ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: In 2025, AI will literally be playing tug-of-war with a coal mine while we debate if "clean coal" is an oxymoron on Twitter! This is fine! ๐คก๐ What could go wrong!? #AIPocalypse #ClimateCrisis ๐คโจ Share this madness NOW or the meme lords may just summon a techie reckoning! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฅ