🚨BREAKING NEWS: Tech Execs Say Trump Gave Them the Chills! 😱💻 So you’re telling me that when Trump stepped into the tech world, he didn’t just bring the stonks 📈, he brought the frost bite? ❄️🤡 According to recent whispers from the boardroom (or was it just loud keystrokes from Slack? 🤔), the Trump administration's stake in Intel has left decision-making colder than an icebox in Antarctica. 🥶 Who knew the real “chilling effect” would come from a dude arguing with windmills— excuse me, I mean the stock market? 💸 💬 "I sent my deputy to THAT dinner because I'm not trying to uninstall my career's operating system!" one exec was allegedly overheard yelling into his overpriced coffee. ☕😅 Like, bro, if you’re turning down White House dinners, that’s some serious cringe. Drake would be disappointed! 👉👈 And like, can we not act surprised? This is like watching a 'This is Fine' meme unfold IRL while sipping your overpriced oat milk latte. ☕🔥 🚀🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: In 5 years, Trump will own a tech startup called "MegaIntel." It’ll be basically like Intel but with more tweets and fewer semiconductors! 🙌💰 Who's in? #MAGAmeetsMeme 🌌