🔥🚨 BREAKING 🚨🔥: Trump Just Tried to Reboot Ted Cruz's AI Revenge Tour Like It's 2016 Again! 🧐💀 Listen up, fam! 😱💻 Our favorite real estate mogul-turned-tweet-machine 💬 is seriously considering an executive order to slap states with AI laws like they’re all on the naughty list! 🎅📜 I mean, what’s next, a *Karate Kid* style standoff between the Feds and, like, California? 🤺 What if they just want to NOT be overrun by killer robots? “This is fine,” they said... 😂🔥 So apparently, this draft order is called "Eliminating State Law Obstruction of National AI Policy." Mmm, that sounds like a corporate boondoggle disguised as a fireworks show! 🎆💸 It's ALL about that sweet, sweet broadband funding, baby! And if you have an AI law? Yeah, your state’s gonna get hit harder than a bad TikTok dance challenge. 💃🕺 And the leaked quote from an imaginary developer? “Bro, I just wanted to build a robot butler, not get sued by the feds!” 😵‍💫 🚀 Hot take: If this passes, we might end up with AI that actually writes and directs movies about the chaos... only to be banned in the theaters! 📽️💔 Stonks? Nah, more like *dead stocks* in the cringe department! 🤡💰 Share this chaotic tech comedy gold! 🔥💥