🌪️🚨☠️ BREAKING: DOGE Days Are Over, Elon’s Squad Is Dissolved & It's About To Get WILD! 🐕💸💔 So, apparently, the DOGE gang is sweating bullets! 😱 Trump just smashed that “cutting costs with Elon” team into a million bits like it’s a piñata at a street fiesta 🥳🪅, and now the crypto-dogs are howlin’ about *potential prosecutions* 😬🔥. Imagine Elon Musk lurking in the shadows, whispering "not my problem" as he launches a new rocket JUST to escape the chaos. 🚀 Fr fr, this has the vibes of that one meme where the dog's in the burning room saying, “this is fine.” 🔥💀 One DOGE member was heard shrieking: “We thought the memelords would protect us! What even is financial regulation?” 🤑💀. Meanwhile, another is just vibing, saying, “I've invested my life savings in meme coins and, honestly, I might just become a TikTok influencer instead.” 🤡💰 But here’s the tea ☕: With the DOGE community unraveling, you better believe the next meme coin will likely be called "SHIBEcoin" (trademark pending, jump on it NOW before Elon tweets about it). **UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within a month, we’ll see DOGE holders doing the ‘sad Drake’ meme and new meme coins will be pushing their own TV show on Netflix.** 🌌👀 Mark my words!