💥BREAKING: TIME TO GET WOKE ON THE DATA-DRAMA!💥 So, let me get this straight: the Trump administration is like, “Hey fam, let’s whip up some new forever chemicals for data centers like it's a TikTok dance challenge!” 🤡💃 #ForeverChemicals #DoWeEvenCare? 🚨 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought *Forever Chemicals* were just another Gen-Z thing! Like, it’s gonna be in the next Starbucks drink flavor or something!” 🤖☕️ It’s a whole mood when the EPA decides that “limited oversight” is the new vibe, right? Like, if you’re not offering your soul for efficiency in these data processing skeletons, are you even participating in the techVERSE? 🙌💀 👩‍🔬 Experts: “This could lead to some major problems.” Me: “Yeah, like me trying to explain what a data center is to my grandma.” 🚀 Meanwhile, this is fine. 🔥🔥 *Drake pointing to a meme*—there’s a huge flex when you realize these chemicals could be in everything from the new iPhones to your morning latte! 💰 **Prediction:** By 2025, all data centers will be powered by slime monsters and Twitter threads. 👽💔💫 So, next time you sip that grande caramel macchiato, just know it’s 30% forever chemical. Stonks! 📈💀 Share this wildly chaotic prophecy so we can all panic together! 🤪✨