🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Trump's Admin vs. Facebook: The Ultimate Showdown! ⚔️🤡 So apparently, the big wigs over at the DOJ gave Facebook a lil' nudge. 😳💪 The result? A group that was all about tracking ICE agents got the ol' boot. 👢✌️ Can you believe it?! Like “Surprise, you just got unfriended IRL” level of drama. 😱 Attorney General Pam Bondi went full “Your mom’s on the phone” and told the world that violence against ICE is a thing because people are getting spicy online. 💥🔥🔍 Cue the "This is fine" dog meme as she spills the tea on social media getting spicy about the men in blue. 👮‍♂️🧐 #CancelCultureWoes 📣 “We can’t have citizens just vibing and sharing intel” - said a random developer at Facebook, who probably uses a flip phone. 🤖💔 "We’re just trying to keep things... ‘professional’." Suuure, buddy, whatever helps you sleep at night! 😴 But here’s the kicker, fam: Imagine a world where Facebook becomes the referee for who the public can and can’t track. 🤯 We're literally one step away from Zuckerberg running for President! 🤔🚀 🚨 Hot Take: By 2025, Facebook will launch a “TRUMP Meter” that tracks how far the drama has gone, and celebs will leave it like they left MySpace: *POOF* Gone! 💨💰 #BigBrainMoves 💀 Spread the chaos y'all! 🥳✌️ #RIPICETrackingGroup