🚨 BREAKING: Boeing gets the ultimate “hold my beer” deal, courtesy of your favorite reality TV star! 🍺💥 So, apparently, the judge is like “Boeing, you in?” and Boeing’s just vibin’ on a yacht while the rest of us are like 🥴. After FIVE years of legal drama that makes a soap opera look like a puppy video, it turns out the Boeing 737 MAX saga was nothing more than a *sneaky excuse to flex those legal muscles!* 💪💼 Picture this: Boeing strutting out of the courtroom like Drake pointing, while the families of the victims are left shouting, “This is fine! Everything is *not* fine!” 😂🔥 What’s next? “Hey, all you CEOs out there, ever think about how to dodge accountability? The Boeing way is now available for only $299.99!” 💰💀 In leaked convo, one developer was like: "We thought we’d be held accountable, but instead we got a vacation!" ⛱️ Like, fr fr, accountability took a 737 MAX and flew it right into the sunset. 🌅✈️ **Unhinged Prediction:** 🤯 In the future, we're gonna see a “Boeing Award” for companies that can dodge accountability the hardest. Next up, Apple might win for their “planned obsolescence” tactics! 🍏🪦💔 #Stonks 💸