🚨 🚨 BREAKING: Trump Aims for Space Traffic Control Program CANCELLATION! 🚀💥 Are we living in a sci-fi movie?! 🤔💀 In a move that has sent shockwaves through the galaxy, the Trump administration decided to put on a blindfold and play dodgeball with space regulations. Yes, you heard it right—THEY'RE KILLING SPACE TRAFFIC CONTROL! 💀👽 This is NOT what Elon had in mind when he said "to the moon!" 🌙🚀 ⚡️ Picture this: space traffic is like rush hour in LA... but IN SPACE! 🚦⚠️ Seven space industry trade groups are calling it a "total NOPE," and you bet they’re flexing harder than the stonks meme on Wall Street. 📈💸 "It's fine," said the military (definitely not starting to sweat or anything) while chugging space coffee. ☕ 🎤 *Leaked convo*: **Developer 1**: "Yo, if we cancel it, are we just vibing in the void?" **Developer 2**: "Yes fam, but like, we’ll ALL be vibing—OUTTA CONTROL." **Developer 1**: “This is fine, right?” 🔥🤡 So, in conclusion: if you think your daily commute is chaos, just wait till we hit space level. Buckle up, because in 2024, we might just be serving *Galactic Uber* to keep those Asteroids in check! 🌌💳 👾 Hot take: Watch out, Mars! 🚀 The real traffic jam is about to hit a whole other dimension!! 🤪🔥 #SpaceIsThePlace #PlanetTrafficJam