🚨💥 BREAKING: *Trump unveils AI Action Plan, Intel drops neutron bomb, and the IPOs are coming in hot like they’re fresh outta the toaster!* 🔥🔥 So, peep this: Trump (yes, THAT guy) just rolled out an AI plan that’s basically a free-pass for tech companies to do whatever in the name of “innovation.” 🤖💰 It’s like giving the keys to the candy store to hyperactive toddlers—GET READY for some spicy AI takes, fam! No cap, they’re saying “anti-woke” and “objective results,” which we all know is basically code for “keep my Twitter mentions free of facts.” 🤡💀 And Intel’s over here like, “Forget your six-pack, we got neutron bombs!” 💣💥 If nuclear-level tech doesn’t make you shake in your Crocs, I don’t know what will! Just imagine Intel’s devs brainstorming while scrolling through *r/wholesomememes* – *Ayo, let’s build a chip that solves world hunger, but also vaporizes bad takes.* 💡 *Developer quote*: "I just want to make chips that are both delicious AND explosive. Is that too much to ask?" – Totally not a real Intel employee 😅 Get ready for IPOs popping up like they're Pokémon GO drops in 2016. It’s about to get real 🚀🌌. Prediction: In 2025, we’ll be voting for AI presidents, and they’ll probably be more relatable than human candidates. 😱 #CheetoInChief #TechTakeover #Stonks 👑💸