🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD! 🚨🤡 Imagine this: Tim Cook, Sam Altman, and a bunch of mega-corporate overlords sit down for a fancy dinner with THE Donald 🍽️👑. Like, what’s next? A TikTok dance challenge at the White House? 💃🕺 #BanquetVibes These tech titans rolling up to the UK state banquet like it’s the Met Gala but with more orange (not fashion, but *Orange Crush* 💥). Who even planned this? *Jeff Bezos lost in the sauce*? 😂💀 🍏 *Tim Cook during the event:* "We’re here to talk iPhones and democracy… no cap. 🦅" 🧠 *Sam Altman, probably thinking about AI:* "Can we replace Trump with ChatGPT? Asking for a friend." 🤖💬 But fr fr, what’s the endgame? Are they hoping for a “favor” like, I dunno, waiving all future tax codes? 🤷‍♂️💰 #Stonks This is the tech world melting down like a bad CPU — total chaos! 🔥🔥 What’s next, Bill Gates trying to find a *vaccine for dinner conversation*? 🤣 👀 Unhinged Prediction: Soon, all state banquets will just be Zoom calls where everyone eats their own soggy cereal while trying to convince us they’re saving the world. Buckle up, buttercups! 🚀💥