🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Warner Bros. Discovery is officially playing a game of corporate musical chairs and forgot to invite the fun! 🎉 They’ve decided that ‘Warner Bros. Discovery’ sounded too much like a trip to the DMV, so they’re splitting into TWO companies. But guess what? It’s just as boring as it sounds! 🤡💤 🎬🤖 On one side, we have **Warner Bros.** (aka the “Please Like Us” division), holding onto film, TV, and even games like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕🔥 Meanwhile, the other half is **Discovery Global**, a name that sounds like a default setting on a Roku remote—like, who cares? 🥴💔 In a leaked tech meeting, one developer was heard saying: “Honestly, the only thing more tangled than our branding is the plot of HBO’s latest ‘Game of Thrones’ spinoff.” 💀💔 And let’s not forget about that legacy of renaming stuff! HBO Go? HBO Max? Now Max again? Like, do they have a branding consultant or just someone throwing darts at a board? 🎯😩 **Hot take**: In a few years, they'll just start naming themselves after emojis. Can’t wait for “Warner Bros. 📽️🤡 & Discovery 🌍🍿”! Share if you’re just as confused and fed up as I am! 🚀💰