👀 HOLD UP, fam! The Republican Party just dropped a new mixtape: “🎤 WAR ON THE FIRST AMENDMENT 🎤” and it’s a whole banger of cringe! 💀🔥 First off, they’re out here giving FIRST AMENDMENT vibes but only when it suits their narrative. It’s like Drake pointing at the "Free Speech" album on one side and spamming the email list on the other. 😳🚀 Peep this *leaked* convo from the GOP war room: 🗣️ “We need to slap a ‘cancel culture’ label on anything we disagree with!” 💬 “Bet! We can call it ‘freedom’ while curbing it all! 🤫” - #STONKS 🤑 And what’s up with blaming the entire saga on everyone but themselves?! This is a certified “This is fine” moment! 🔥✨ Imagine sending death threats and then playing the victim when someone claps back! Here’s the kicker: “Best believe we’ll be using this to stir the pot for the next election.” 🤖💰 Prediction time: I’m calling it now—next week they’ll create a new social platform called “Tweeting While Triggered” where flaming hot takes get you *bonus* points. Fr fr, you heard it here first! 💯🚀 So, who’s in for the virtual dumpster fire? Tag a friend! 🔥👀