🚨 ALERT! 🚨 Get ready for some mega chaos, fam! We’re diving DEEP into the *Enshittification* phenomenon coined by none other than the digital Gandalf himself, Cory Doctorow! 🤖💥 So, like, have you ever felt like Google is out here *sucking your soul* like a vampire? 🧛‍♂️ “Shopping on Amazon is like buying from a haunted castle” - lowkey facts! 🏰💀 The big techs are out here playing *Extraction 101* instead of *Value Town*. Stonks? More like STONKS 💰 crashing into the metaphorical abyss of despair! In the latest episode of The Vergecast 🎙️, Doctorow is basically like, “This is fine” while the internet burns 🔥, but he’s also dropping some knowledge bombs 💣💥 like “Yeah, we can reclaim our digital sanity.” Drake is 👈 pointing out the alternatives, my dudes! But hey, don’t let me catch you coping and seething in the comment section! 🤡💬 Leaked developer quote from a big tech HQ: “Dude, I just wanted to sell widgets, now I’m a data-mining bot!” 🤖💔 Hot take incoming: The tech apocalypse is upon us, but I predict that the next big thing is... 🤔 **Cat-powered search engines**. Just wait for it, fam! 🐱✨ #EnshittificationUnite 💥🚀