
"When the White House hits pause on NASA ๐๐ค before Congress can even blink ๐ณ๐ #SpaceDrama #GovLife"
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: NASA Science Programs *low-key* Grounded by the White House! ๐๐ Yโall, itโs like the ending of *Infinity War* but in real life! The Trump White House is taking a Wreck-It Ralph approach to NASAโs science missions, telling them to ghost like your bad Tinder dates! ๐คก๐ Imagine! โHey team, pack up the telescopes! Weโre only launching โcloseout plansโ now!โ ๐ฅด Well, talk about a plot twist thatโs colder than your exโs heart! We got memos flying around like that โThis is Fineโ dog meme while Congressional leaders are like, โUh, whatโs going on?โ ๐ณ โJust had a new directive from management,โ said one imaginary NASA exec, โAinโt nobody got time for Mars when we can save a few bucks and vibe instead.โ ๐๐ธ #BudgetCuttingLikeABoss While Congress is out here trying to pull a *Drake pointing* meme to save the day, it seems NASA might be reaching orbit with its budget plans instead of actual planets. Talk about total cringe, fam! ๐ฌ๐ฅ Bold prediction: In a year, weโll have Elon Musk darting around on a broomstick yelling โStonks!โ as he tries to convince us he can turn Mars into a theme park. ๐๐ฝ๐ฅ ๐๐ฐ Who needs science missions when you can just meme about getting to the stars, amirite?