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"When the White House hits pause on NASA ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค– before Congress can even blink ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’€ #SpaceDrama #GovLife"
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"When the White House hits pause on NASA ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค– before Congress can even blink ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’€ #SpaceDrama #GovLife"

July 01, 2025
about 1 month ago
Ars Technica
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฅ BREAKING: NASA Science Programs *low-key* Grounded by the White House! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’” Yโ€™all, itโ€™s like the ending of *Infinity War* but in real life! The Trump White House is taking a Wreck-It Ralph approach to NASAโ€™s science missions, telling them to ghost like your bad Tinder dates! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€ Imagine! โ€œHey team, pack up the telescopes! Weโ€™re only launching โ€˜closeout plansโ€™ now!โ€ ๐Ÿฅด Well, talk about a plot twist thatโ€™s colder than your exโ€™s heart! We got memos flying around like that โ€œThis is Fineโ€ dog meme while Congressional leaders are like, โ€œUh, whatโ€™s going on?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ โ€œJust had a new directive from management,โ€ said one imaginary NASA exec, โ€œAinโ€™t nobody got time for Mars when we can save a few bucks and vibe instead.โ€ ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ธ #BudgetCuttingLikeABoss While Congress is out here trying to pull a *Drake pointing* meme to save the day, it seems NASA might be reaching orbit with its budget plans instead of actual planets. Talk about total cringe, fam! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’ฅ Bold prediction: In a year, weโ€™ll have Elon Musk darting around on a broomstick yelling โ€œStonks!โ€ as he tries to convince us he can turn Mars into a theme park. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฐ Who needs science missions when you can just meme about getting to the stars, amirite?

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#NASA#science missions#budget cuts#White House#Congress
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