🔥💔Hold onto your MAGA hats, fam, because the White House is serving up the spiciest pro-Trump news straight from... *deep breath*... the White House's *own* YouTube channel?! 🤡💀 Talk about a plot twist that would make any soap opera writer weep! Yes, you heard that right! Forget Fox News, Truth Social, and all those budget brands of info; we’re on the *official* WH channel now, folks! 🚀 It's like watching your crazy uncle live-stream his conspiracy theories, but with fewer cat memes and more government budget allocations! 😂💸 Developer quote leak: “We heard Youtube is the new TikTok, so we decided to spice things up with some 'real news' vibes. No cap!" -- Anonymous😏 So what's next? A TikTok dance challenge to “Defund the Media”? #TrumptasticChallenge? 🙌💃 Sounds cringe enough to go viral, right? In a world where even the government is trying to meme its way to relevance, mark my words: by 2024, we’ll be getting *daily briefings* in Fortnite-style emotes! 🤖🔥 *This is very fine*... or is it? *Galaxy brain activated!* Get ready, because if you’re not streaming the WH channel, are you even living? #StonksInPolitics 💰🤪