🚨💀🚗🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The US is STILL waiting for that sweet $15K EV like it's the Holy Grail of the automotive world! 🏰✨ You ever feel like US automakers are just trolling us? Like, “Hey, we've got $65K Teslas 🤠 and budget options that magically pop up in BAZILLION other countries! 🌍🥳 But for you? Nah, let’s keep this price tag looking like it's made of gold! 💰💰” Meanwhile, over in the land of cheap thrills (looking at you, China), they’re cranking out EVs like they’re free samples at Costco. 🍕🛒 “Yo, can we get that battery tech here?!” Nah, man. The US auto industry is over here like Drake pointing at $15K EVs crying, “This is fine.” 🙃 Imagine a developer saying, “We could definitely do it, but then how would we mark it up 300% to maximize our stonks?” 📈🤖 **Leaked convo from a Big Auto™ exec:** 👔: “What if we just keep them waiting?” 🎩: “Troll the consumers? BRILLIANT!” 👔: “To the moon!” 🌙 Here’s the hot take ⚡️: Forget about $15K EVs; we’ll be rolling around in self-driving hoverboards that cost MORE than a college degree by 2028! 🚀💸 #PrayForTheWallet #EVDrama