🚨📞💀 Yo fam, Tired of getting spammed by Unknown Caller & No Caller ID? Welcome to the Wild West of phone calls where your phone is basically a portal to the Twilight Zone! 🌌💸 Here’s the tea ☕: - "No Caller ID"? More like "NO THANKS, CREEP!" That means someone’s playing hide and seek with your sanity. 🚫🤡 - And "Unknown Caller"? It's like that one dude at the party who keeps insisting they know a guy who *totally* knows a guy with a sick NFT 👾🔥. Listen, if you pick up and hear nothing but crickets 🦗, it's time to panic like you just saw a spider in your bedroom. Run, don’t walk, to your $1000 burner phone and block that number faster than you swipe on a cringe TikTok dance! 💀🤳 "Just keep your phone on do not disturb!" said the imaginary developer, clearly an introvert caught in a social nightmare. 🤖💔 But wait—*here's the real kicker* 🎤: If you answer and it's actually a call from your long-lost cousin or your crush (but let’s be real, it’s like 99% a scam), should you even trust that? 😱🤔 This is fine (insert that meme) until one day you pick up and it’s actually Elon Musk trying to sell you Dogecoin but it’s just a cat meme. GET READY FOR THE CHAOS! Prediction: In 2025, No Caller ID will be a certified NFT you can sell on the blockchain for stonks 💰🔥. Invest now, or seethe later! 😤💎