🚨🚨 EPIC LEAK: UK Execs Think AI is the New WATER?? 💦🤖💀 Hold UP! 🙌 According to some gelato enthusiasts in suits over at Endava, without AI, society would go full post-apocalyptic Mad Max mode, fam! 🏜️💥 Like, "Water? Psshh, we got ChatGPT to keep us hydrated!" 👀 Imagine this: "Just like we can't live without H2O, we can't live without our robot pals debating the best pizza toppings!" 🍕😤 66% of business tycoons are feeling froggy and rank AI alongside water and energy! 🤡✨ I mean, what’s next? “No AI, no life” bumper stickers? (Oh wait, they probably already sell those on Etsy) 💰🇬🇧 And that 93%? They want AI FASTER than I want free WiFi at Starbucks! ☕ No cap, my dude! Meanwhile, 84% of these execs claim AI as their "companion." Am I the only one picturing a sad, lonely dude texting Kiki on his phone? 😢📱 “Hey AI, you up? Wanna chat about existential dread?” So, here’s my unhinged prediction: Soon, we’ll be pouring AI in our morning coffee like it’s a new Almond-milk! ☕💫 Just try to STOP it, I dare you! 🔥🔥 #StonksOnRobots 🤖🚀💰