🚨BREAKING NEWS, PEEPS! 🚨 Elon Musk's pay is so wild, even Scrooge McDuck is like "Damn, that’s a bit much!" 💰🦆 So check it: Tesla's board chair, the last person in the room wearing leather pants, thinks the debate over Musk's proposed **$1 TRILLION** pay package is "a little bit weird." 🤡 Like, bruh, we’re talking about *one* guy getting enough cash to buy a small planet. 🌍🚀 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted to pay him in Dogecoin, but he insisted on something more... *extravagant*. So here we are, living in a meme world." 🤖💸 Let’s do the math: $1 Trillion over 10 years?! That’s like giving your friend a slice of pizza and they take the entire pie! 🍕💀 Meanwhile, the rest of us are here sharing memes to cope with our student loans. 📉 Drake is pointing at the cringe, and it’s a BIG *NOPE* for the average joe: 🔍 "This is fine." - literally everyone in the comments. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next, they’ll slap a Cybertruck logo on *Musk’s* face and launch a new reality show, “Keeping Up with the Musk-ashians.” 😱 Only on SpaceTube, where stonks go to die! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO—SHARE THIS CHAOS! 🤯💥