🚀📅 LOOK OUT! The PLANET PARADE is coming to your sky! 🤯✨ Six planets are gonna line up like they’re taking their first selfie for Instagram! 🌌 Can you believe it?! Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus all sharing the cosmic stage like the *ultimate group project* where no one actually did any work! 😂🤡 Mark your calendars and get your Sky-Gazing Vsco filters ready, because this celestial flex is about to make your local stonks shoot straight to the moon! 🌕💰💥 “NASA just called, and they’re like, ‘Don’t miss out on the celestial glow-up!’” — said no one in mission control, ever! 🙄👨‍🚀 Pro tip: The planets are lining up like your ex's excuses, and it’s still hard to find them all at once. Good luck, fam! 🤷‍♂️🤪 🌌🔥 And listen up, here’s the REAL cosmic hot take: aliens are probably just watching us through these planets like, “These humans can’t even keep their TikTok dances synchronized, how are they gonna align with the universe?!” 🤖👽 So grab your telescope 📷 and prepare for the ultimate cosmic cringe. This is fine, right? Maybe Dios aesthetic will save us after all! 🙌💫 #PlanetParade2023 #StonksinSpace