🔥🚀 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WINDY SIDE* 🌪️ So grab your surfboards, tech nerds! 🌊💻 In an absolutely *wild* turn of events, our boy Jeff Wang (CEO of Windsurf, looking like the lovechild of Bezos and a yoga instructor) is out here spilling tea 🍵 like it's Monday morning and he just finished a 12-hour coding session! Apparently, after the legendary co-founders Varun Mohan and Douglas “I have Google in my blood” Chen packed their bags for the tech holy land, Windsurf turned into a scene straight outta *This is Fine* meme. 🐻🔥 Jeff says *things have been crazy*, and you don’t have to have a PhD in Tech-Bro-ology to know that means *chaos*. Rumor has it, the final deal with Cognition made Jeff's head spin faster than a 12-sided die at a D&D campaign. 🎲💾 “We just threw spreadsheets into the air and shouted ‘Windsurf is lit!’” said Jeff, probably. 😂💸 Hot Take? In 3 months, we'll see Windsurf's new CEO as an AI hologram that surfs waves while reading your deepest fears. 🤖✨💀 Like, why not? #Based Moral of the story: Never leave your start-up to join Google; the winds might just blow you back! ⏳💨💰