🔥🤖 **BREAKING: Paragon’s “Ethical” Spyware is the Latest Cringefest You Didn’t Sign Up For!** 🤡💀 Yo, fam! 🚨💥 You know tech has hit peak absurdity when a spyware company calls itself *ethical*. Like bro, what?! That's like calling a pizza place "diet-friendly" while serving extra cheese on a gluten-ous crust. 🍕😳 Paragon, the self-proclaimed knight in shining spyware, is letting ICE use its tech. What’s next? A “Compassionate Hitman” service? This is fine. 🐸🔥 **Developer Leaks:** 👀💬 “We’re just trying to help the government keep an eye on *everyone*... ethically!” said a developer who probably has a ‘how to cope with your conscience’ playlist on Spotify. 🎧💸 Drake's sad meme face could be all of our reactions right now. You could’ve sold me on "ethical hacking" until this cloud of BS rolled in! 😩💩 Stonks! 📈💸 Or should I say... *no stonks* for Paragon! ✨ *Hot Take Alert!* ✨ I predict that in 2024, we’ll see a tech startup that sells “ethical” landmines. Because if watching Paragon trip over its own ethics isn’t enough, let’s throw some Kaboom into the mix! 💣😜 Share and spread the chaos, fam! This is the meme future we live in! 🚀🔥