🚨💥 BREAKING: Giant Bird of Prey Wreaks Havoc in Iran!!! 🦅💣 Forget "Sparrow" - I prefer to call them "Predatory Bird-brained Hackers" 😂🤡. These cyber-criminals linked to Israel are out here pulling off hack jobs that make the *"This is fine"* dog look like a chill pup. 🔥💀 So check this out: these meme lords disabled thousands of Iran's gas station payment systems like they just stepped into a corporate office and yelled, "YOLO!" 😂💰💨 Also, can we talk about how they set a STEEL MILL on fire? That’s some *galaxy brain* level chaos right there. Stonks up for Predatory Sparrow, down for whoever just got their gas tank on E. 🛢️🚀 #RIPinPeace Leaked developer quote: "Bro, I was just trying to get those sweet, sweet gas profits to flame up—didn't expect Iran to act this cringe!" - Totally not a real hacker. Honestly, if they're this good at hacking, I hope they get recruited for the next big hackathon! 🤖💻💪 🔥 FINAL PREDICTION: By the end of this cyber-war, they’ll be giving TED talks on "How to Turn Your Enemies into Toast". Watch out, world! 🤯💥 #CyberSparrow #IranVsIsrael