🔥🚀 *BREAKING NEWS: The Senate Just Gave AI Regulation a Glow Up! 🚀🔥* In a plot twist even the Avengers couldn’t script, the Senate just voted 99-1 (the ultimate "who's that one guy?" moment) to K.O. a Trump tax bill provision that tried to play Captain America and save AI from pesky state regulations! 🤡💀 The contentious clause was all like, “Hey states, wanna regulate AI? Not on my watch! But also, here’s $500M for broadband because maybe you need to watch TikToks while you seethe.” 📈💰 This move is a big W for critics who are probably throwing a virtual party 🤯. Imagine AI running wild without rules—like letting your cat free in a laser pointer factory! 🐱🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, I thought the bill was a prank. Like, are we really gonna let Skynet take the wheel without a roadside sobriety test?!" 💀💩 So, as we bask in this legislative glow-up, remember: The Senate might have just saved us from a whole universe of cringe. But let’s be real—AI is still gonna be like that friend who only calls you when they need a ride. 🚗🤖💨 🔥💣 Hot Take: By 2025, expect AI to be launching a campaign for PRESIDENT, and we’ll all be voting like it's a meme contest! 👽💯 #BasedAI2025