🚨💥 BREAKING: **AI Takes Over - We’re All Just NPCs Now!** 🚨💥 Listen up fam, ICLR 2026 just dropped a bombshell: 21% of peer reviews are about as human as a cardboard cutout of Elon Musk! 🤖💔 75,800 reviews submitted, and over 50% were doing the “AI Shuffle” as they tried to pass off machine-generated drivel as peer-reviewed *science*. LIKE, WHAT?! 😱 🌐💬 Leaked convo from a Pangram Labs dev: > “Bro, I just Ctrl+C Ctrl+V’d the entire review. It was AI-generated, but hey, stonks! 💸” > “For real tho? This is fine? 😂” I mean, c'mon, are we really relying on sentient calculators for groundbreaking tech studies now?! 🔍🔥 The AI is out here simulating human intelligence while we’re still trying to figure out Windows updates. 💀💻 Drake would be like: "AI-generated reviews? Nah, I’m good." 🚫 Here's the deal: 🤔💭 If this trend continues, we’re gonna hit peak cringe where only bots are reviewing bots. The robots will start submitting reviews about their own existence—HELLO, TERMINATOR! 🤖🔪 Mark my words, the next AI conference is gonna be a GRADE A meme-fest. 🤯💫 Catch me vibing at ICLR 2026, where the only thing real will be the snacks at the concession stand. 🍕🔥 Stay chaotic, my tech-savvy degenerates! 🚀🔥