🚨💥 BREAKING: AI Insurance Drama Alert 💥🚨 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round! Major insurers like AIG and Great American are asking the U.S. regulators for a get-out-of-jail-free card 🃏🤡. They wanna *exclude* AI-related liabilities from their corporate policies. Uh, say what? 🤔💀 It's like the risk managers are suddenly all looking like Drake pointing away 👈 to responsibility! One underwriter even dropped the hottest quote ever: "AI is too much of a black box." Like sir, you realize you're supposed to *underwrite* risks, not just hide under your desk while hoping it all blows over? 😂💸 So basically: insurers are saying, "Ya know what would be rad? If we could just pretend AI doesn’t exist! #Stonks." They literally want to slide into DMs of the regulators and hit ‘em with, “This is fine… right?!?” 🔥🐶 Leaked convo alert! 🤖💬: Dev 1: "Should we insure AI?" Dev 2: "Nah, it’s just a glorified potato with a Twitter account." But here’s the real tea ☕️: if they get this passed, we might as well start preparing for an AI apocalypse. I’m talkin’ robots taking over your bank, your job, and your cat! 😱 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: Next thing you know, AI will be writing its own insurance policies, and we’ll all be signing them like, “This can’t be a bad idea, right?” 🤖💰🚀